Trumpism by the Numbers; the Year of Ugly Stats
- Steve Hamelman

- Feb 23, 2021
- 3 min read

I.
Digital or analogue or sundial:
COVID-19 re-set every clock.
Backbeats, heartbeats, and downbeats
no longer found a common 1.
COVID said the life you knew
is over as of
mid-January 2020.
That’s when the West woke up.
The West looked around and saw it coming.
From Wuhan,
they cried.
A spiky virus bringing death.
While back in Washington
on any given day
53 senators
surrendered their voices
like so many red bricks to shore up
the towering but fragile ego
of the 45th President of the United States.
Elected officials on their knees,
without shame,
kissing the ground
and placing their gift
of red bricks at the feet of number 45.
The other side had warned
in the year 2016
this man would be the worst
president in history.
Worse than Andrew Johnson.
Than Ulysses S. Grant.
Than George W. Bush.
And they were right.
Thus it happened
in this year of COVID-19
(1) when on any given D.C. day
this worst-ever president prevailed
over his 53 slavering puppets
and
(2) when this worst-ever president
was tasked with dealing with a deadly disease,
The United States of America logged this statistic:
We stood split and stupid
before the gaze of a wondering world.
II.
As if the plague wasn’t bad enough—
When we needed a leader like never before—
To help fix problems tearing us in 2—
We got this instead:
On the 25th day of the 5th month in the year 2020
A man named George Floyd was 46 years of age.
An African-American.
From Minneapolis, Minnesota.
While 1 policeman pinned George Floyd’s neck to the pavement
3 others stood by
shootin’ the breeze while George Floyd begged for help
with each dying breath.
8 minutes and 46 seconds.
The video went viral.
Streets erupted.
And the worst president in history did nothing
but decry those protesting
this death
in a series of 100s, nay
1000s of similar deaths
that came before.
City to city
town to town
people shouted
8-4-6! 8-4-6!
and the imposter-in-chief did nothing—ZERO—
while his 53 lackeys
continued to place red bricks
at his feet
after licking the soles clean.
And while the world watched in wonder.
III.
From his red bricks he built Q-crazy theories
to house the brains
of his addled base.
Starting months before
the 3rd day of the 11th month in the year 2020
he yelped lies about the coming vote
incited violence
tweeted idiotically
defrauded the P.O.
played the thug
ramped up rallies
demonized demurrers
whipped crowds into MAGA-frenzy
prepped mobs for a coup
subverted laws
sabotaged the ballot
fueled insurrection
assaulted democracy itself.
So that on
the 6th day of the 1st month in the year 2021
roused to rage by the whine of the worst president
who has ever drawn breath
they marched
with his blessing
on the Capitol, swinging bats and clubs and fists and brandishing guns
Seeking vengeance on blue members
of the 117th Congress
and the vice-president
whom the ex had deemed a traitor
for doing his sworn duty.
Besotted with lies
they came to claim
the chambers any way they could
with his voice
(but not body; he had run the other way)
at their back
And for the 1st time in 232 years
change from ex to elect
was stained by chaos and death.
Windows smashed.
Rooms breached.
Furniture toppled.
5 dead.
140 injured.
Once again we stood shamed before the gaze of a disbelieving world.
IV.
With worse to come!
After the ex’s attempt
to level the Capitol itself
and all it represents
The House impeached
this lawless ex,
making him the 1st
ever to be impeached TWICE,
further ensuring his doom
in the history books.
232: yea.
197: nay.
(In 1 way, enough.
In another way, not nearly enough:
too many names to spread the shame around.)
Next, the chamber where
the red-faced lapdogs
would prove themselves spineless
if not wholly demented:
more loyal to party than to principle:
so badly blinded
they could not foresee judgment
to come in a land they nearly broke,
ensuring their doom
in the history books.
7 (14%) of 50 did come through:
Burr of NC.
Cassidy of LA.
Collins of ME.
Murkowski of AK.
Romney of UT.
Sasse of NE.
Toomey of PA.
But
43 (86%) chose red over red-white-&-blue
though guilt was in plain view.
43 (86%) chose red over red-white-&-blue
though nothing he had said was true.
43 (86%) chose red over red-white-&-blue,
disgracing the flag that flew.
And the world had seen enough.
This shameful end on full display,
There was nothing left to say.
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